Company description
Place of worship, general information and resource centre.
Ordained minister in good standing with the Church is available to shepherd fellow pastafarians through all rites within our most sacred liturgy, including, but not limited to, all forms of marriage (as defined by and limited to the Solemnization of Marriage Act of the province of Nova Scotia), the Parrot Festival and the Blessing of the Holy Spirits. Please contact us should you have any questions regarding the specific nature of any of the services which we provide.
May you all be touched by His Noodly Appendage and know that He boiled for your sins.
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- Perform marriages
- Yes (please note that divorces require that both parties must walk the plank)
- Exorcism
- It has been our experience that 99.9% of all possessions are the result of a wayward pirate spirit who is just looking for his gold. Typically we will draw the errant buccaneer into the room using rum as a lure and once there we will send him on his way to the Great Hideout of Tortuga or Port Royal.
- Discover witchcraft
- Yes, although please be aware that we do not punish the offending witch upon discovery, instead we will probably hold some sort of party with her as the guest of honour because we think that witches are cool. Those wanting to actually punish and/or burn women who happen to be witches should check in with one of the Christian faiths; it is our understanding that they excel in this sort of thing. Thanks for your understanding.
- Parrot Festival
- Yes
- Blessing of the Holy Spirits
- Yes
- Deprogramming from false faiths
- Yes
- Blessing of the fleet
- Yes
- Commune with the Holy Midget
- Yes.. and we use only the finest ouija boards!
